Futurama Season 2 Episode 16: "The Deep South" Quotes
Ah! The exact centre of the Atlantic Ocean. This seems the logical place for fish to congregate.
Farnsworth
Be careful Fry, that flag is poisonous.
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Leela: I'm afraid Fry's suffering from 'ocean madness'.
Fry: Everytime something good happens to me you say it's some kind of madness...or I'm drunk...or I ate too much candy...
Leela: Fry are you alright?
Amy: What about Umbriel?
Fry: Well, it turns out I loved her, but I wasn't IN love with her.
Amy: (whispers) Trouble in bed.
Hermes: Exciting news, people. The pet licence I requisitioned for Nibbler has arrived!
Leela: Hermes, that's sweet. I didn't know you cared about Nibbler.
Hermes: Dream on, woman! I'd like to put the little basta'd in a sack and toss the sack in a rivah and hurl the rivah into space! But I DO like fillin' out requisitions, and these were some doozies!
(tears open envelope)
Hermes: Great Ja's Dreadlocks! There's been a mix-up! This isn't a pet license, it's a fishing license... and its mandatory!
Bender: So, we're in international waters?
Farnsworth: Indeed so.
Bender: (reports on the radio) 'Falcon', this is 'Blue Raven'. 'The Goose' has nested, I repeat 'The Goose' has nested.
(Boat drives up, exchanges packages with Bender, and drives away)
Bender: Hey, guess what you're accessories to?
Sweet Zombie Jesus! Its huge!
Farnsworth
Oh, why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottom?
Fry
Fry: I can't swallow that...
Farnsworth: Good news!! It's a suppository.
Hermes: I miss my wife and me oxygen.
Farnsworth: Yes, we all miss our loved ones and gasses.
Zoidberg: (while underwater) My house, it burned down! How could this have happened?!
Hermes: That's a very good question.
Bender: So there's where I left my cigar.
Hermes: That just raises further questions!