Futurama Season 2 Episode 11: "The Lesser of Two Evils" Quotes
Leela: I'm sorry we suspected you, Flexo. It's just, what with the beard and all-
Flexo: Don't even bother. You people sicken me. I put my life on the line to guard that atom and this is how you repay me? Well you can go rot for all I care. Nah, I'm just kidding, you guys are alright.
Fry: Bender? You stole the atom?
Bender: Yeah, but I can explain, it's very valuable.
Flexo: I saw him snatch it while Fry was asleep. That's why I ran to tell Bob Barker.
Leela: I don't know which one to shoot.
Fry: Flexo! Shoot Flexo!
Bender: Shoot him, he's choking me!
Flexo: No shoot him, he's choking me!
Fry: Well, uh, we'll be leaving now. If you'll just sign this form saying you received the atom.
Barker: I'm not signing squat. You find me that damn tiara before the pageant ends.
Leela: But, Mr. Barker-
Barker: Enough out of you. I may be against the fur industry, but that won't stop me from skinning you alive! As long as no one wears the skin.
Barker: So you lost the atom, huh? You're garbage, human garbage! Do you brain-dead space jockeys have any idea how much that thing is worth?
Fry: 100,000?
Leela: 200,000?
Bender: 200,001?
Barker (to Leela): You're closest without going over.
Barker: Which one of these lovely womanoids will take home the atomic tiara?
Leela: Downplay the tiara.
Barker: Uh, we'll find out after these subliminal messages.
Barker: And our tenth and final finalist, Miss Earth's Moon, The Crushinator.
Crushinator: Thank you, Bob Barker. I'm as happy as a girl can be. End statement
Leela: He must have jumped ship with the atom the second we landed.
Fry: Or maybe, he never left at all! Wait a minute. You're Bender.
Bender: Of course, who said I wasn't?
Fry: But why were you wearing that scarf and the turtleneck and this fruity number?
Bender: It's a little thing called "style". Look it up sometime.
Fry: Well, you guys might both be losers but I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet.
Leela: Fry, that's a radiator.
Fry: Oh. Is there a burn ward within 10 feet of here?
