Leela: Stop eating Popplers! They can talk!
Billboard guy: Don't stop to talk! Eat Popplers!
Leela: Hey, cut it out!
Billboard guy: Take a coupon! Cut it out!

Pop a poppler in your mouth when you come to Fishy Joes, what they're made of is a mystery, where they come from no one knows, you can pick em, you can lick em, you can chew em, you can stick em, if you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose.

</i> Fry & Bender

Leela: Animals eat other animals. It's nature!
Free Waterfall, Jr.: No it isn't! We taught a lion to eat tofu!
Lion: cough, cough

Farnsworth: HEY! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!
Free Waterfall, Jr.: You can't own property, man!
Farnsworth: I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie!

I hate going to the Planet Of The Moochers. They'll ask you out for a drink, but when the check comes, their wallet is always in their other pants. Which they borrowed from me!

Fry

Fry: Here's something. It looks like a ditch full of fried shrimp!
Bender: What, are you blind?! It looks more like a hole full of fried prawns!

Fry: Let's bring back a couple of pocket fulls.
Bender: No, a whole Bender full!
Leela: No, only what we need. Stuff the ship!

Fry: Business is great!
Bender: Eh, great is OK, but amazing would be great.

Futurama Season 2 Episode 18 Quotes

Farnsworth: A toast to Leela. She showed us it's wrong to eat certain things.
Fry: Hear, hear!
Bender: Let's get drunk!
Leela: Aww, thanks, guys. Pass the veal, please.
Bender: Here you go.
Fry: Mmm, let me get some of that suckling pig.

Bender: Who wants dolphin?
Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent.
Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
Fry: OK.
Leela: Oh, OK.
Amy: That's different.
Farnsworth: Good, good.
Leela: Pass the blowhole.
Amy: Can I have a fluke?
Hermes: Hey, quit hogging the bottle-nose.
Farnsworth: Toss me the speech centre of the brain!