Futurama Season 1 Episode 2: "The Series Has Landed" Quotes
(singing) Well, I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,
Bender
Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,
Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun,
Oh, I'll shoot her with my ray gun,
Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,
When she comes!
I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world,
I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world,
I'll be blastin' all the humans,
I'll be blastin' all the humans,
I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world,
In the world!
Fry: I never told anybody this, but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just didn't have the grades, nor the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me.
Leela: A week would be a little much.
Well if the oxygen holds out we might live long enough to starve to death.
Leela
Leela: Hurry, before we freeze.
Bender: What do you mean "we", mammal?
Fry: Oh, Bender. You didn't touch the Crushinator, did you?
Bender: Of course not. A lady that fine you gotta romance first.
Farmer: Drops down to -173.
Fry: Fahrenheit or Celsius?
Farmer: First one, then th' other. And them spacesuits ain't a-heated so you ain't goin' nowhere 'till sunrise. You can sleep in the barn. Just don't be a-touchin' my three beautiful robot daughters. Y'hear?
Fry: Robot daughters?
Farmer: Trespassers, eh?
Fry: No, sir. We're amusement park patrons.
Farmer: Ooh, that's a wicked sinful place. Tilt-a-whirl's OK, but the rest is mighty wicked.
Leela: Our car broke down and we're out of oxygen. Can we borrow some?
Farmer: Huh, borry? Looky here, city girl, oxygen don't grow on trees.
Bender: Come on, it's just like making love. Y'know; left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor.
Amy: I know how to make love!
Hey, look what I won from a tourist's pocket!
Bender
Fry: We're gonna die! It's every man for himself!
(Fry jumps off the cart and starts to sink)
Fry: Help me, Leela!
Leela: OK, you're on the surface. Now I'll give you 10 minutes. Then you'll get bored, turn around and apologise for being such a jerk. Agreed?
Fry: Agreed.
Leela: So, Fry. Was the moon everything you imagined it would be?
Fry: Eh. Close enough.
