Futurama Season 1 Episode 2: "The Series Has Landed" Quotes
Farnsworth: As new employees, I'd like your opinion on our commercial. I've paid to have it air during the Super Bowl.
Everyone: Wow
Farnsworth: Not on the same channel of course.
Leela: Alright, if everyone's stopped being stupid...
Fry: I had more but go ahead.
Aye Aye Captain, I mean only one eye, I mean yes sir, ummm, ma'am.
Amy
Leela: Ugh, who buys this trash?
Bender: Idiots who need gifts for other idiots.
Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine, I'll go build my own Lunar Lander! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the Lunar Lander and the blackjack! Ah, screw the whole thing.
Bender
That's not an astronaut, that's a TV comedian. And he just used space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife.
Fry