Fry: Maybe he has a parasite.
Hermes: Maybe he is a parasite!

Zoidberg: Give me that. More weight!
Fry: Hey, Dr. Zoidberg, what's that jazz on your head?
Zoidberg: Enough with the questions. More weight! More! More!
Leela: Maybe you could do more reps with less weight.

Bender: You're looking less nuts, crabby.
Zoidberg: I'm feeling less nuts, thank you, because tomorrow I will be depositing my jelly in the cloacal vents of a female. If you catch my drift.

It's always so sad when a friend goes crazy and you have to have a big clam-bake and cook him! Yee-haw!


Zoidberg: Amy, take off these rubber bands and I'll show you how normal I am!
Amy: Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.

I wonder why Dr. Zoidberg is acting this way. Out of all of us he always seemed the most normal.


Fry: I didn't come here to see any activity involving two guys. Where do you people do your erotic display?
Zoidberg: Same place as your species: The beach.

Bender: Look! Outdoor theatre! Let's get tickets. Oh, let's do!
Zoidberg: No, it's the ceremony of Claw-Plach, where my species fight to the death over matters of honour. Also whether abbreviations count in Scrabble. They don't!

Farnsworth: Relax, my chiton-y chum. There's no problem. You're just heavy with male jelly.
Leela: Bleck!
Farnsworth: It must be mating season for Zoidberg's people; a chaotic time when his behaviour is dictated by the tiny brain in his rump.
Fry: Eck!
Farnsworth: There's only one thing we can do-
Bender: I'll get the water boiling!

Give it to me straight, Professor. Is it fin rot? It's fin rot, isn't it? Tell me it's not fin rot!


The gymnasium? Excellent, excellent. For some reason I'm frisky as a squid on Tuesday.


Amy: Hey, who's up for a nice, hot steam?
Zoidberg: We crustaceans don't like steam.

Futurama Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes

Well it was nice of you to let me reattach your arm, Fry, especially after I made a complete eel out of myself.


Fry: No biggie.
Zoidberg: Yes biggie. I learned to feel things I'd never felt before: Love, jealousy, passion for disembowelling. I owe it all to you.