Futurama Season 2 Quotes
Naturally I'll have to assign a bureaucrat to fill in for Hermes while he's away. I assign me, I accept. Welcome aboard.
Morgan
Sweet something of... someplace.
Hermes
Morgan: Why isn't this jacket in alphabetical order?
Leela: What?
Morgan: The zipper. It should be at the bottom.
Morgan: Bureaucrat Conrad, if you complete your death transaction without filing a suicide and/or falling accident permit, you will be posthumously demoted.
Hermes: Life. Death. Either way I'm demoted to a tiny cubicle.
Great cow of Moscow!
Hermes
Then it's settled. Hermes will relax and Zoidberg will eat. Hurrah!
Zoidberg
LaBarbara: This is no spa, it's a forced-labour camp.
Hermes: Curse that Dr. Zoidberg! If I get out of here, he'll be looking down the business-end of a shrimp fork.
Morgan: Now listen, you filthy pig. No one can know about us. If anyone asks, I'll deny it.
Fry: Just like every other girl I've dated.
Morgan: Mr. Bender, you are now in charge of co-ordinating the Professor's bodily functions.
Farnsworth: That's a full-time job.
Fry: What the hell's going on? I thought you were anti-dirty not pro-dirty.
Morgan: I'm surrounded by neat freaks everyday. There's nothing kinkier to me than a filthy slop-jock like you.
Fry: Oh, stop!
Bender: That pencil-pushing scazwag. Why, if she were here, I'd... Uh-oh, is she behind me?
Morgan: No. I'm in front of you.
Amy: I can't figure why she's so nice to you, Fry.
Zoidberg: She's a hateful monster, this Morgan. She scolded and hit me. I tell you, she's risking my friendship with her.
