Futurama Season 2 Quotes
Leela: Hey, Bender, I thought you said you were in this episode.
Bender: Nah, this week I'm on Caught On Tape 3 'cause of what I did in the coffee pot.
Announcer: Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?
Bender: Shut up and get to the point!
Bender: C'mon, Fry, I really wanna see it. You know how I yearn for a simpler time. A time of barn dances and buggy rides, before life was cheapened by heartless hi-tech machines.
Leela: But, Bender, you are-
Bender: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
Tour Guide: I direct your attention to this ancient and mysterious tablet which has yet to be deciphered.
He points to a parking sign
Leela: Do you know what it means?
Fry: Yeah, I asked a cop once. It means "Up yours, kid".
Bender: I gotta say I'm really enjoying the day out with you people. Hey, a suicide booth! So long, suckers.
Fry: Uh, sorry, Bender, that's just a phone booth.
Bender: Oh.
Leela: What were they used for?
Fry: In New York? Bathrooms.
Leela: It says he was mummified in ceremonial vestments.
Fry: We sometimes called it a jogging suit.
Fry: Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually it wasn't hers, it was her dad's. Actually she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains.
Leela: Fry, remember when I told you about always ending your stories a sentence earlier?
Bender: I think I got whiplash.
Leela: You can't have whiplash, you don't have a neck.
Bender: I meant ass whiplash.
Fry: How's that robot I ran over?
Farnsworth: We did all we could.
Fry: You mean he's-
Farnsworth: Good as new? Yes!
Farnsworth: Leela, Zoidberg, the rest of you, this is Flexo.
Hermes: Sweet llamas of the Bahamas! Except for that stylish beard, he looks just like Bender!
Flexo: No duh, dreadlock, we're both bending units.
Bender: Hey, brobot, what's you serial number?
Flexo: 3370318.
Bender: No way! Mine's 2716057!
Fry: I don't get it.
Bender: We're both expressible as the sum of two cubes.
Fry: So, uh, Flexo. Sorry about crushing your body like that. You OK now?
Flexo: Well I don't feel as bad as you look! Nah, I'm just messing with you, kid. You're alright. That's some face you got, though. I think they got a cream for that. Nah, you're great.
