Futurama Season 2 Quotes
Fry: Well just let me know if there's anything I can do to make it up to you.
Flexo: Actually, your little stunt did a number on my back. You mind rubbin' it for me?
Fry: Uh... sure.
Flexo: Aw, yeah, that's it. Little lower.
Fry: How's that?
Flexo: Lower. Yeah that's gettin' it. A little lower though.
Fry: Uh, I can't get any lower than this.
Flexo: I'll say, you're rubbing my ass!
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Fry: I don't like this place. It's 120 degrees and there's very little oxygen.
Bender: Shut up and hoot. Hubba-hubba, she is built - in Mexico, I believe.
Flexo: And that ain't silicon, it's tungsten. And plenty of it!
Fry: Uh, yeah. Look at that exhaust fan.
Flexo: Ew!
Bender: Pervert.
Zoidberg: It's funny because it's poisonous!
Fry: Yeah, keep laughing, brine shrimp, but he's bad news. I regret ever running him over.
Hermes: Take a rage dump, man. He's no worse than Bender.
Fry: He's much worse. He drinks and smokes and he posts naked pictures of me on the Internet.
Amy: That's Bender, alright.
Fry: I'm talking about Flexo.
Zoidberg: So what is it, already?
Farnsworth: It's a single atom of jumbonium, an element so rare the nucleus alone is worth more than $50,000.
Bender: How much more?
Farnsworth: 100,000. That's why I hid it here, under my mattress.
Amy: Wow! When I was a little girl on Mars I dreamed of being Miss Universe.
Leela: That's kinda pathetic.
Amy: Aw, come on, Leela. Deep down all girls wanna be Miss Universe.
Leela: Not me.
Amy: Really? Maybe it's just cute girls.
Farnsworth: Due to the atoms tremendous value, Planet Express would go bankrupt if it was stolen. Therefore we'll need to hire on additional security for the mission.
Flexo: Oh, oh, oh, oh! Mr. Professor, right here!
Fry: Uh, maybe we should stick with people we know and trust. I mean, Flexo's great, but-
Farnsworth: "Flexo's great," you say? Well that's good enough for me. Welcome aboard, lad.
Leela: Space bandidos have been operating in this quadrant so you'll each take 8-hour shifts guarding the safe. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.
Fry: Wait, hold on. I don't like the sound of that. Let's just go alphabetically.
Leela: OK. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.
Fry: Wait, let's go by rank.
Leela: OK. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.
Fry: Flexo outranks me?
Flexo: That's "Flexo outranks me, sir"!
Bender: Halt. Who goes there?
Fry: Don't point that at me.
Bender: "Fry" who?
Fry: Look, I know Flexo's your friend but I don't trust him alone with the atom.
Bender: My God, Fry! Just 'cause the guy's got a beard you label him as evil? Well I got a label for you, pal: An ugly little word called "prejudice".
Fry: I'm not prejudiced.
Bender: Ah, save it for the cross-burning, Adolf!
Leela: My God! Did you hear maracas?
Fry: No.
Leela: Then it wasn't space bandidos.
