Galavant Quotes
Wormwood: Another army approaches and under a rainbow.
Madalena: I'm kind of digging his beat.
I can't believe that's the same guy who cried when he got jelly on his fancy pants!
Gareth
Will I ever become a hero? Will I wed the girl I love? Am I going to get to touch her boobs?
Young Richard
Richard: Someone's daughter is going to get a little whoop whoop tonight!
King of Valencia: What the hell is wrong with you?
Richard: I honestly have no idea.
Men and women of the second season, attack!
Sid
Looks like we're all together again. Lovely! Our story lines have been much too separated.
Madalena
Galavant: I didn't tell you to die in a brown fart. The truth is, all I wanted was to come back to you. You're the love of my life and if we survive this, I want to marry you and I want to live by the sea.
Isabella: You had me at brown fart.
Galavant: Over the last months, I've watched you transform from a boob into a real man. And today you're going to transform into a warrior.
Richard: You said boob.
Thank you very much. Here all week, unless I die. Thank you!
Jester
Please, you must save him. He's my bestie.
Richard
I'm sorry bunny, I suck at war. That's why our kingdom was taken by Richard in the first place.
King of Valencia
Isabella: You think so, hoe?
Madalena: I know so, prude!
