Galavant Season 1 Quotes
It's like your beautiful brain exploded all over your face.
Everyone! I'm going to kill my brother! Drinks are on me!
King Richard
I'm not an animal. I mean sure, I'll kidnap a woman and force her to marry me. But after that, I'm all about a woman's rights. I'm a modern 13th century man.
King Richard
I feel like a kiss with Isabella could just go on forever.
Would you look at that. You didn't have to kill a soul, but you finally got your moment.
Isabella
And now, like every great king that has come before us, we shall choose a champion to fight in our stead while we watch from a safe distance while sloppily eating over-sized turkey legs.
King Richard
Sorry, I can't talk. I'm in hero mode.
Your moment of glory will come, young Galavant. Be patient, be ready, and also, never get married.
Arnold
King Richard: Gareth, I know you’re not a hugger. But if you were, I would wrap myself around you like a leather jacket made of love.
Gareth: Xanax?
Chef: So much Xanax.
Galavant: No. You’re not going to die today. And you’re not going to die today. And you’re not going to die today. And you… might already be dead.
Isabella: What are you going to do?
Galavant: What else? Save the day.
Xanax can help anything.
Xanax
Look around. I live in a castle. And you know what I’ve learned about myself? I really like stuff. I mean, why would I give all this up to get fat and pregnant and grow my own food?
Madalena
