Game of Thrones
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At the wall, a dozen Lord Commanders came and went during his years of service, but he was always there to counsel them. He was the blood of the dragon, but now his fire has gone out. And now his watch is ended.
Samwell
Where do I begin, my lords and ladies? I am a vile man, I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting. I have lied and cheated, gambled and whored. I'm not particularly good at violence, but I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me. You want specifics, I suppose. When I was seven, I saw a servant girl bathing in the river. I stile her robe and she was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears. I closed my eyes, but I could still see her tits bouncing. When I was 10, I stuffed my uncle's boots with goat sh*t. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire. Poor boy was flogged, and I escaped justice. When I was 12 I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald men cry into the turtle stew, which I believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did. I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel....
Tyrion
Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief that a thousand lying whores.
Tyrion
The Lord of Light wants his enemies burnt. The Drowned God wants his enemies drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious c-nts? Where is the god of t-ts and wine?
Tyrion Lannister
A sword swallower through and through.
Olenna
Lysa Arryn: You don't fight with honor!
Bronn: No, he did.
Varys: I've always hated the bells. They ring for horror, a dead king, a city under siege.
Tyrion: A wedding.
Varys: Exactly.
An unhappy wife is a wine merchant's best friend.
Cersei Lannister
If we do it your way kingslayer, you'd win. We're not doing it your way.
Robb
There are no men like me. Only me.
Jaime
I'm a monster, as well as a dwarf. You should charge me double.
Tyrion
Money buys a man's silence for a time. A bolt in the heart buys it forever.
Baelish
