I'm a monster, as well as a dwarf. You should charge me double.


Would it be excessive of me to ask you to save my life twice in a week?


My father is dead. And the only parent I have left has no right to call anyone reckless.


Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fu-king corpse!

Sandor (The Hound)

The gods have no mercy, that's why they're gods.


Varys: I'm not entirely sure what you're suggesting.
Tyrion: I'm entirely sure, you're entirely sure, what I'm suggesting.

Varys: I've always hated the bells. They ring for horror, a dead king, a city under siege.
Tyrion: A wedding.
Varys: Exactly.

Sansa: What about the king?
Hound: He can die just fine on his own.

Those are brave men knocking at our door. Let's go kill them!


Tears aren't a woman's only weapon. The best one's between your legs.


I much like my head. I don't want to see it removed just yet.


Shae: Some of those boys will never come back.
Sansa: Joffrey will. The worst ones always live.

Game of Thrones Season 2 Quotes

I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you are safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid.

Tyrion Lannister

Has anyone ever told you you're as boring as you are ugly?

Jaime Lannister