Gary Unmarried Quotes
Mitch: Allison just gave you her most precious gift
Gary: Her gift was a lot more precious two kids ago
Allison: Yeah? You still unwrapped it like a drunk monkey
Gary: There goes another satistifed customer from gary's house of love. over five served
Mitch: You got nothing
Gary: I got nothing. How did you know?
Mitch: I'm a marine. I can hear enemy scouts sneaking into a foxhole from two hundred yards away. Last night? I didn't hear that
I don't want you fooling with the margins this time around, your last report looked like a grocery list
Jack: Why can't I remember anything?
Gary: Lots of reasons dad. Ounces and ounces of reasons
What do you say, Kim? Let's get out there and settle this with our balls
Dad: What about Allison?
Gary: Dad, the only time I ever want to hear that sentences is if we're on a life raft and someone has to go
Ella: My people hate your people
Tom: You're talking about painters and floorers, not Koreans and whatever I am, right?
Tom: What are you reading?
Tom: I read the sequel, calculus
Lindsay: Why are you whispering?
Gary: I'm at the opera
Lindsay: Are you painting it?
Dennis: Why don't you go over to Ms. Plummer's?
Gary: I can't, she has cats
Dennis: What's wrong with cats?
Gary: I can't get naked in front of cats, they bat at things that dangle
Random Guy: Excuse me, other people are waiting here
Gary: Yeah, but they're keeping it to themselves
Ms Plummer: Sometimes the anticipation of the event is more exciting than the even itself
Gary: So my reputation as a lovemaker precedes me