Popular Gary Unmarried Quotes
Gary: What are you talking about? I put everything they had into their backpacks, what did I forget?
Allison: Their backpacks!
Allison: I have to deposit these; can you stop writing "this is a holdup" on the memo line?
Gary: Come on, it got you on the news!
Fine, but we are officially even. After this, I don't want to hear how my big head ruined your body
Tom [to his mom]
Gary: Hey son, when are you leaving for the big dance?
Tom: As soon as cowzilla rips the roof off and plucks me out
Gary: Are you okay?
Tom: No I'm not okay, my heart is beating so fast my tie is moving
Walter: Are you aware that tom just left the house with a grown woman?
Allison: oh uh.. she's fifteen, Walter
Walter: Was she sent from some island to protect mankind?
Jack: Woh, deja vu
Gary: It's not deja vu, it's the fifth time you walked into the room!
Allison, I have the answer to all your problems, except your stretch marks and screechy voice...damn, we must have gotten disconnected.
Anna: I used to kiss my pillow and pretend it was you
Gary: What a coincidence, I used to kiss Allison and pretend she was anyone else
Dennis [referring to the painters]: Anything you wan to say to m you can say in front of my real friends
Gary: Your real friends? We picked up three of these guys this morning
Tom: mom, they have a hamburger that costs $23
Allison: oh
Gary: does it come with a picture of the chef laughing at you?
Taylor [to Allison]: You look like you've lost 190 pounds
Allison: What?
Taylor [about Gary]: I'm talking about this guy over here!
