Gary Unmarried Season 1 Episode 13: "Gary Moves In" Quotes
Walter: Are you aware that tom just left the house with a grown woman?
Allison: oh uh.. she's fifteen, Walter
Walter: Was she sent from some island to protect mankind?
Gary: Are you okay?
Tom: No I'm not okay, my heart is beating so fast my tie is moving
Gary: Hey son, when are you leaving for the big dance?
Tom: As soon as cowzilla rips the roof off and plucks me out
Fine, but we are officially even. After this, I don't want to hear how my big head ruined your body
Tom [to his mom]
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