Sharon, from the moment we were crowned at prom I swear, every time I imagined how my life would be, you were at my side. And now I hurt ya. Can you forgive me?

Zach

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That is the last time I volunteer to be a happily married couple. The singles here are creepy.

Cricket

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I just wish I could figure out why my bit won't drill.

Ripp

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I don't remember the exact verse, but the bible is just full of that kind of whoop ass.

Cricket

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Why you askin' me? From the way you talk Ripp knocks the nickels out of you every five seconds.

Cricket

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• Added: March 18, 2012