Damn, this cookie good.

Thorfinn

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• Added: December 15, 2022

I’m not asking you to have a perfect marriage. I’m asking you not to sleep with a ghost on Christmas in my house!

Jay

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Alberta: So, y’all haven’t kiss yet? At all?!
Isaac: That is correct.
Flower: Isaac, it’s been months. I would’ve slept with him and his bass player by now.

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Trevor: What the hell, Sam?! You don’t have to fix her up right in front of my face.
Sam: You’re right, Trevor. That was insensitive of me. It’s just that he seems like a nice guy and you don’t have a body!

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