Gilmore Girls Season 2 Episode 17: "Dead Uncles and Vegetables" Quotes
Lorelai: It's repetitive.
Rory: And redundant.
Lorelai: It's repetitive.
Rory: And redundant.
Lorelai: We certainly are entertaining, Mac.
Rory: Indubitably, Tosh.
Customer: Two eggs up on toast.
Lorelai: Up, huh?
Customer: Yup.
Lorelai: Wouldn't you rather have 'em scrambled?
Customer: Nope, up's how I like 'em.
Lorelai: Come on, scrambled's better. Give it a shot. Say you want two scrambled eggs on toast, please?
Customer: Okay, young lady, two scrambled eggs on toast.
Lorelai: Adam and Eve on a raft and wreck 'em! That's real live diner talk, see? The wreck 'em is the scrambled part.
Customer: I deduced that.
Kirk: I want lunch, but I'm not sure what to get.
Lorelai: I have a suggestion. How about a hamburger with some strawberry ice cream with chocolate sauce for dessert?
Kirk: Sounds good.
Lorelai: Yo, burn one, then pass me a pink stick and throw some mud on it! God, I love this business.
Kirk: I need some more Equal.
Lorelai: There's one right there.
Kirk: I need seven.
Lorelai: Seven? You're not squirreling these away in your pocket for home use, are you, Kirk?
Kirk: No, I use seven in my coffee.
Lorelai: Okay, good, then allow me. (pours seven Equal into his cup) There you go. Go ahead and give that a taste, see if it's to your liking.
Kirk: Okay. (takes sip, hesitates while he controls his reaction) Perfection.
Lorelai: Good.
Rory: Taylor's wigging.
Lorelai: I know. He's been sitting there like the final days of Dick Nixon for almost an hour.
Lorelai: Face it, Luke. People like you.
Luke: Shut up.
Lorelai: And with charm like that, how could they resist.
(Emily enters the diner)
Lorelai: Eh. Good grief.
Luke: What?
Lorelai: Bad vibe sandwich just came in. You better retreat.
Kirk: (about Luke's uncle) He kicked my dog when I was a kid.
Sy: He hit on my wife repeatedly.
Kirk: Toto was always different after that.
Sy: My wife was much affected as well.
Emily: What do you think of the Romanovs?
Luke: They probably had it coming.
Emily: A match made in heaven.
Michel: That fellow's on the phone from the restaurant.
Lorelai: Who?
Michel: The flannel man with the protruding ankles.
Lorelai: Oh, Luke?
Michel: I forgot his name from the desk to here, that's how memorable he is.
Jess: I'm in the middle of something.
Rory: Just assume that Jeanie is going to get Major Healy out of whatever scrape he's in.
Jess: Gee, thanks for spoiling it for me.
