Gilmore Girls Season 3 Episode 2: "Haunted Leg" Quotes
Hey, I have an idea! Why don't you just pretend we did and go around acting really immature. Oh wait...
Rory
Rory: Grandma was only trying to help.
Lorelai: Do you still believe in Santa Claus?
Emily: Why are you throwing cutlery in a public place?
Lorelai: Uh, 'cause I feel stupid doing it at home?
(to Lorelai) I think you're the prettiest girl I've ever seen -- outside of a really filthy magazine.
Kirk
Lorelai: But this goes against every rule I have in the Gilmore Survival Guide. Number one: No running with scissors. Number two: No page-boy haircuts. Number three: Never, ever have lunch alone with the mother.
Lorelai: We can't have a mouse running around the inn. Our guests will freak.
Michel: Tell them it's a baby. People love babies. They'll talk to it in funny voices.
