Trix: You talk about me like I'm dead.
Richard: Oh you're never going to die, you're too stubborn!

Paris: God, this is so weird. I can't stop smiling.
Rory: Good, then it's a good time to talk about our over taxed peasants.
Paris: Oh, let them eat cake.

Rory: Henry VIII started a new church when the old one wouldn't allow divorce.
Paris: He also cut off his wife's head. Is he still your role model?

Rose tea. That's funny. That's not really tea is it? It's like rose petals in hot water. More like a bad floral arrangement.

</i> Lorelai

(about tea she had with Emily and Trix) Yeah well once you're done with those little sandwiches, there's not reason to pretend you like tea anymore.


Rory: Uh, Paris? What are these cards that fell out of your jacket?
Paris: Oh yeah. Those are notes for tonight.
Rory: Notes?
Paris: Yeah. Just some reference points really. You know, subjects to bring up in case the conversation lags.
Rory: Well can I suggest that you leave this one about the Spanish Inquisition out?

Lorelai: Work.
Rory: Life.
Lorelai: Dig it man.
Rory: Peace out Humphrey.

I have to change and go to tea with Gran and the cast of Gaslight.


Lorelai: (about the rabbit they're having for dinner) You brought it with you from London?
Trix: Yes.
Lorelai: What, did you get it a seat?
Richard: Dry ice.
Lorelai: Wow! That's inventive.

Lorelai: What would Miss Manners say about this?
Emily: If she met your grandmother, she'd understand.

Paris: (about Rory and Tristan) You just seem weird around each other.
Rory: Nope, no weirder than usual.
Paris: I disagree.
Rory: You usually do.

Rory: I swear to God.
Paris: Are you atheist?
Rory: Excuse me?
Paris: Because that affects the validity of your swearing to God.

Gilmore Girls Season 1 Quotes

Dean: You said 'boyfriend'.
Rory: No! I just meant boyfriend in the sense that the whole defending me thing was very boyfriendy, but only in the broadest sense of the word, which doesn't even apply at all here.

(about breakups) I was thrown from a moving car once.