Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
Thursdays 10:00 PM on BravoGirlfriends' Guide to Divorce Season 3 Episode 4: "Rule #225: What Happens in Bakersfield Stays in Bakersfield" Quotes
Of course I wanna leave! Of all the hotels in California, I have to come to the one with gay men and Gordon?!
Delia
Oh no. I'm not gonna pee where I play. No drama here. I'm not a drama mama.
Abby
Abby: Oh come on twenty one, even your balls look great!!
[silence]
Coach: Two eight's mom. Sit down!
Abby [blushes]: Sorry. I meant that all of his pitches look like strikes.
Coach: You drink soda. I'm shocked.
Abby: Yeah, well I'm sure there's a kale flavor.
Coach: Maybe a small-batch root beer.
Gordon: Delia...
Delia: Yeah?
Gordon: Cher wishes she ever looked as good as you.
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