Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
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You call people names all the time. You bully people -- dad, Scott, your friends. You don't think I see that? I'm just learning from the master.
Zooey
JD: I think that you can do your job and be my wife at the same time.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, I think you're being really naive.
Jo: How about you worry about your kid and I worry about mine?
Abby: I am worrying about my kid because your kid is bullying her!
Jo: Bullying? Wow! That's a buzz word.
Jo: OK. My theory is correct. There's a love triangle goin' on.
Abby: Yeah, one that Zooey is on the outside of.
Jo: You don't know that.
Colette: Mike doesn't like chain grabbers.
Abby: Oh yeah, I can't...
Colette: I'm one too. The worst.
Barbara: Sex tape. Makes Kardashian look bush league.
Delia: Or no bush league. HA.
Abby: I always want to hear your life story. I made your life, with my body.
Lilly: Gross.
Mike: I'll see you at pickup?
Abby: Yeah. Will you be mean to be again in front of other people, because that is so hot.
Abby: This is fun. I like keeping secrets with you.
Mike: I like a lot of things with you.
Going most of the way but not all is ridiculously sexy.
Abby
Of course I wanna leave! Of all the hotels in California, I have to come to the one with gay men and Gordon?!
Delia
Abby: Oh come on twenty one, even your balls look great!!
[silence]
Coach: Two eight's mom. Sit down!
Abby [blushes]: Sorry. I meant that all of his pitches look like strikes.
