Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
Thursdays 10:00 PM on BravoGirlfriends' Guide to Divorce Season 2 Quotes
Your brand has actually been helping me. That DJ called me sex on a biscuit. I was just a biscuit before you came along.
Barbara
Who pays for sex, crack whores?
Lilly
Abby: And I forgot to tell you the worst part.
Jake: What?
Abby: I had my first hot flash. Today.
Jake: Oh honey. Why does God hate you?
Yes, that's the baby that lived in my girlfriend in your guesthouse and briefly in Taye Diggs' ball sack.
Jake
You know what Carl said in the article? That you were lonely and desperate, because after you tried to get back together with your husband, you tried to get together with Harris, and he dumped you.
Barbara
Why are all my middle aged women falling for younger guys? What is this, upside down world?!
Frumpkis
Anyway, I need it fast, funky and sweaty, and I need it now.
Barbara
Whoa. Hello gorgeous. Love me yet?
Scott
Scott: God woman you are difficult! You just lock your jaws and won't let go. And I am helpless. Every time. I am completely helpless against you, Jo. The way we fight. God. It's exhausting and hot and exhilirating and frankly, weird, but you know what? I cannot imagine sparring with anyone else, ever.
Jo: I'm sure there are plenty of ladies out there you can swordfight.
Scott: No, no, no. See, now I believe that all of those were just replacements for you, Josephine. They...those women, they were just one off and goodbye. But you, I can't stop thinking about you. I wake up and I cannott stop thinking about how we might be together. I am, God help me, I am in love with you.
Honestly? I feel like I am cracking up a little bit. Like, survey says.
Abby
Barbara: OK, I don't know how many Kate Hudson movies you all watched last night, but folks don't actually run around saving people and magically getting people back together.
Jo: Not with that attitude they don't.
Gordon: I know you're not superstitious...
Delia: This is the happiest day of my life. I wanted to see you.
