Hannah: And now, she and Desi are seriously considering trying anal!
Elijah: He's not getting anything up Marnie's ass!

I'm happy to share my Google Cal with you, if you want to make actual plans.

Shoshanna

Wow... I have never felt such an intense need to Instagram a stranger.

Hannah

This is all getting very Teen Witch-y, like when she goes into that store and gets the amulet.

Hannah

Hello, darkness, my old friend.

Desi [whispering]

Hi. I love your party. The best pigs in blankets in the tri-state area.

Jessa

HANNAH, you dumb slut, get down here!

Marnie

What is the meaning of this fucking cunt parade?!

Desi

Shosh, first of all, I can't believe that you ever hung out with those girls, they're awful. They're like Khloe Kardashian and Bethenny Frankel, if those women weren't amazing and total revolutionaries.

Jessa

You are so bad at knowing when people are high. Do you remember that time I drank sizzurp and you thought I had senioritis?

Hannah [to Marnie]

Hannah: But seriously, Marnie, it can be pretty hard to have observations about other people when you're only thinking about yourself. I would know. And I'm not judging you, okay? I promise. I'm done with that. I'm done judging, I'm done being superior, I'm done acting like I know anything at all. None of us know fucking anything!
Marnie: We don't know shit, do we?
Hannah: Nope.

He looks like someone in the Pacific Northwest knit a man.

Hannah [about Desi]

Girls Season 6 Episode 2 Quotes

I'm happy to share my Google Cal with you, if you want to make actual plans.

Shoshanna

Hannah: And now, she and Desi are seriously considering trying anal!
Elijah: He's not getting anything up Marnie's ass!