I'm an individual and I feel how I feel when I feel it.

Hannah

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• Added: January 12, 2013

You said you made me feel like your whole body was a clit.

Adam [to Hannah]

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• Added: January 12, 2013

I may be deflowered but I am not devalued.

Shoshanna

• Permalink: I may be deflowered but I am not devalued.
• Added: January 12, 2013

I wouldn't even sleep with a cater waiter and they're my age.

Marnie

• Permalink: I wouldn't even sleep with a cater waiter and they're my age.
• Added: January 12, 2013

I had a bad breakup. It's okay I think we're gonna be able stay friends you know, but I'm not gonna do what Hannah does and order 6 pizzas to make myself feel better.

Marnie

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• Added: January 12, 2013

I should probably wait until he's capable of wiping himself.

Hannah

• Permalink: I should probably wait until he's capable of wiping himself.
• Added: January 12, 2013

I'm sorry I have a boner. It's not for you.

Elijah [to Hannah]

• Permalink: I'm sorry I have a boner. It's not for you.
• Added: January 12, 2013