Why is everyone struggling in New York? Why don't we all just move here and start the revolution?

Hannah

I cut her off so she'd have something to write about!

Hannah's mom

You are from New York, therefore you are just naturally interesting.

Hannah

I have been dating someone who treats my heart like it's monkey meat. I feel like a delusional, invisible person half the time so I need to learn what it's like to be treated well before it's too late for me.

Hannah

Be nice to your parents, okay?

Marnie

I didn't lose my job, I gave it away.

Hannah

You might just need to face up to the fact that you're just not meant for a job in the traditional sense.

Adam

Sometimes you say shit that sounds made up.

Adam

I'm letting you know that it is okay to act on this fantasy because I am gross and so are you.

Hannah

Marnie: What are you like in love with him?
Ray: More than you are!

I don't like it when you assfucked my best friend in the heart.

Ray

Guys like that will try anything once, even love.

Jessa

Girls Season 1 Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.