Girls Season 1 Quotes
Hey Marnie, if you had read the essay and it wasn't about you, do you think would've liked it?
Hannah
I think journal implies a 13 year old girl who rides horses, and is obsessed with her mom and it's not what I'm doing.
Hannah
Okay I don't wanna split hairs here, but it's not a journal, it's a notebook. It's notes for a book.
Hannah
I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.
Hannah
I'm like the least virginy virgin ever.
Shoshanna
I don't wanna touch it if we haven't kissed.
Shoshanna
Who cares if she's present. She has a face like Brigitte Bardot and an ass like Rihanna!
Terry's friend [about Jessa]
You know what the weirdest part about having a job is? You have to be there everyday, even on the days you don't feel like it.
Jessa
It's probably like his asshole wearing a friendship bracelet.
Hannah
That's a semi hard dick with the squirrel skin wrapped around it.
Charlie
Would you be dead before you learned to recognize a recently fucked person?
Jessa [to Marnie]
I can't take a serious naked picture of myself. That's just not who I am.
Hannah
