Is this fucking face space or some shit?

Adam

I can't be surrounded by your negativity while I'm trying to grow into a fully formed woman. You hate everything!

Shoshanna

You are the most self-involved, presumptuous person I've ever met.

Laird

Fuck it. Brooklyn Heights is classy. I'm in.

Ray

Marnie: I want you. I know I'm a mess, but I want you. I want to see you every morning. I want to make you a snack every night. And I eventually want to have your little brown babies and eventually I want to watch you die.
Charlie: That's all I wanted to hear.
Marnie: Is it?
Charlie: I love you. Maybe I'm an idiot for it. But I always have. Everything good that I try and do I do because of you and I try and get away but I just keep coming back. And that's because I love you.

So you really don't want to date me? Last chance.

Marnie

How can I be manipulating you if I don't even know I'm manipulative?

Hannah

Will you get out of me?

Shoshanna

It's hard for me to tell if I spent that check or a different check. So I'll have to check.

Hannah

I guess we're probably not really "huggers."

Hannah [to Adam]

I'm socializing. I'm sorry if that's not working for you, my social butterflyness.

Shoshanna

Sometimes being really good all the time feels really bad. But I'm on a journey. It's my journey and I'm okay.

Marnie

Girls Season 2 Quotes

I should probably wait until he's capable of wiping himself.

Hannah

I'm sorry I have a boner. It's not for you.

Elijah [to Hannah]