Unlike you, I'd do almost anything sexually.

Hannah

Um seriously though, I like really think that the best years of your life are like totally gonna happen here.

to Hannah}

We're all adults, you can tell them we had sex. That's why we're late, because we had sex.

Ray [to Shoshanna]

Oooh I hate when people are early, it's so vile.

Jessa

There are certain people who are meant to remain in your past. I made a mistake trying to repurpose you.

Hannah

It's a Wednesday night baby and I'm alive!

Hannah

We're just all living in Hannah's world! And it's all Hannah Hannah Hannah all the time.

Elijah

God I love coke, it's like a fucking therapy session.

Elijah

Let's have the type of night where it's 5 am and one of us has definitely punched someone who's been on a Disney channel show.

Elijah

I didn't get any sleep last night because Ray only wants to watch old episodes of Ally McBeal all night long.

Shoshanna

I'm planning on writing an article that exposes all my vulnerabilities to the entire internet.

Hannah

Re the threesome, I have enough trouble focusing where to place my attention on one person's body.

Hannah

Girls Season 2 Quotes

I should probably wait until he's capable of wiping himself.

Hannah

I'm sorry I have a boner. It's not for you.

Elijah [to Hannah]