You an underdog? You look like a f**king Kennedy.

Patti LuPone [to Elijah]

Am I seriously the only one of us who prides herself on being a truly authentic person?

Hannah

We didn't really talk about it, you know you talked about it and I listened.

Hannah [to Adam]

Hannah: What drama? This is just me?
Adam: Exactly.

I have a job to do now. I have to focus and I'm not here to fill up your life with fucking stories for your fucking twitter!

Adam

It smells like Marnie's. It smells like cookies and air freshener.

Adam

Shoshanna: You look like a junkie.
Jessa: I am a junkie.

He treats me like an ottoman with a vagina.

Hannah

That romance, that mystery, that thrill, that goes. And you know what you're left with? Trying to seduce someone who just wants you to leave so they can jerk off and take the bus to rehearsal.

Adam's friend: Wow you've got a lot of darkness in you.
Marnie: A lot of that is stuff I wrote on Ambien.

He's odd, he's angry, he's uncomfortable in his own skin.

Lorraine [about Adam]

Margo: What's Hannah going to do with engagement ring?
Lorraine: She's going to wear it on her fucking finger when she gets engaged.

Girls Season 3 Quotes

I feel like I hold the keys to the prison that is my mind.

Hannah

I have uh, I have trouble with confrontation.

Adam