I want my full budget restored. I want a fog machine.

Sue

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• Added: September 16, 2009

I give it 15 minutes until the first one quits, or tries to commit suicide.

Quinn

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• Added: September 16, 2009

I will not be satisfied until glee club is disbanded.

Sue

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• Added: September 16, 2009

What's a cliche? Is that a bad thing?

Finn

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• Added: September 16, 2009

Being a boy band did wonders for my love life... we started doing it once a week.

Will

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• Added: September 16, 2009

They say it takes more certainty than talent to be a star. Just look at John Stamos.

Emma

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Being a good father is all about guts. And you've got about six months to see if you have any.

Will's dad

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