Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 2 Episode 4: "Duets" Quotes
Artie: Am I about to lose my virginity?
Brittany: Before our deut, we're gonna do it.
Rachel: Hey, I have something I want to talk to you about.
Kurt: Please, not another pregnancy.
He's on team gay. No straight boy does his hair to look like Linda Evangelista circa 1983.
Kurt
When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.
Kurt
I was going to order us one really, really long piece of spaghetti like in Lady and the Tramp. I've been practicing nudging the meatball across the table with my nose.
Brittany
I know you're lonely, but you're not alone.
Rachel [to Kurt]
Rachel: I think you and I are more similar than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.
Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?
I'm with Rachel now. She's a lot shorter than Quinn and she talks a lot, but I love her.
Finn
How can you do a duet by yourself? That's like vocal masturbation.
Santana
He emailed me like 60 MP3s of seeing and I thought he was Faith Hill.
Sam [on Kurt]
Artie: You've never made eye contact with me.
Brittany: For awhile, I thought you were a robot.
