Rachel: I'm only really generous if there's something in it for me.
Finn: Yeah. But I still like you.

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Kurt: You have issues with me being gay.
Finn: No. I have issues with the fact that you don't understand that 'no means no.'

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Brittany: Sweet lady kisses.
Santana: It's a nice break from all that scissoring.

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I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food.

Santana

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Kurt: I have three gifts: My voice, my ability to spot trends in men's fashion and my ability to know when it comes from a bottle.

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Will: What's a duet?
Brittany: A blanket.

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Sam: I'm Sam. Sam I am. And I don't like Green Eggs and Ham.
Santana: He has no game.

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He's the dumbest person on the planet, and that's coming from me.

Brittany

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