Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 1 Episode 21: "Funk" Quotes
Rachel's one of us. We're the only ones who get to humiliate her.
Kurt
Will I'm not going to do this. Even your breath stinks of mediocrity.
Sue
I'm all about finding a freakish depressed kid and showing them what winning's all about.
Sue
Now I just keep having nightmares of all of the mother's of the little baby chicks coming at me for revenge.
Rachel
Do it. Break it like you broke my heart.
Rachel
Terri: I have this compulsive need to crush other people's dreams. Finn: Yeah that's what Mr. Shu said.
Where's my music? How am I supposed to shop without my Kenny G?
Mr Harrison
You're not going to fondle us, are you Mr. Harrison?
Puck
Hot Cheetos have been proven to raise endorphins and make happy kids, and I can't have that.
Sue
I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.
Kurt
And that gay terrorist went on to become the first gay president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln.
Sue
Thinking "trust me" was a sensible birth control option.
Quinn (on regrets)
