Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 2 Episode 8: "Furt" Quotes
This room feels weird. I can't shake the feeling that I'm inhaling a lot dead skin.
Sue
You're welcome to sing The Sound of Silence in your hotel room. Right now.
Sue [to her mother]
By the power invested in me by a website, I hereby pronounce you Sue and Sue. You may kiss yourself.
Sue
I'll bet people say you look man-ish, but I think it's perfectly alright for a woman to be handsome.
Doris
Santana: I'm dating Puck.
Quinn: You're getting naked with Puck.
When you guys fooled around, did he ever just lie there?
Brittany [on Artie]
I can't suspend someone for shoving you into a locker. He'll just say he tripped and accidentally pushed you. I use that excuse all the time.
Sue
I will expel him faster than a Thai takeout place can read back a delivery order.
Sue
Kurt: When you call me "lady," that's bullying and it's really hurtful.
Sue: I'm sorry. I genuinely thought that was your name.
My Power Rangers got married and divorced in so many combinations, they were like Fleetwood Mac.
Kurt
Finn: Are you sure we should free 300 live doves indoors? Won't that get messy?
Kurt: That's why we feed them glitter.
These galactic moguls aren't the stars of McKinley. We are. At least I want us to be.
Sam [to Quinn]
