When did you get so smart?

Santana

Does this voodoo doll look enough like Rachel Berry to work?

Santana

I'm from Lima Heights Adjacent and I'm proud. Do you know what goes down in Lima Heights Adjacent? Bad things!

Santana

I'm sorry you guys. We aren't in the top ten.

Will

That kiss was unprofessional. It was too personal and intense. The judges won't like it. They'll consider it common and vulgar and will cost you nationals. Hi Rachel, you sounded great you just shouldn't have kissed him.

Jesse

Jesse: I couldn't stay away.
Will: From the show, or her?

You're tearing up. People are starting to stare. People probably think I just broke up with you.

Dustin

It's all over the Broadway blogosphere and by Broadway blogosphere I mean the one blog that actually cares about Broadway.

Dustin

Even Zises hooks up.

Quinn

I need to re-pencil my eyebrows on.

Santana

We have to go in. Strike that we have to break in.

Kurt

Wait, this is the moment in those romantic comedies where I kiss you.

Finn

Glee Season 2 Episode 22 Quotes

OK can we just talk about the Jewish elephant in the room?

Puck

Bartender: Do you even know what's in a Manhattan?
Puck: Yeah me, for the first time. Which is why I want to celebrate with a cocktail.