[to Marley] I'm done. I don't want to be with anybody else. All I need is you.

Jake

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Puck: One night with me and I'll have you studying for your Bat Mitzvah.
Kitty: Not a chance. I like bacon too much.

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[to Puck] Look, I usually avoid dating Jewish guys on account of your people killing my Jesus. I was willing to make an exception because of your biceps but I'm gonna have to end this little experiment in religious tolerance if you don't stop dancing like an idiot.

Kitty

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Marley: I have this problem. I always assume the best in people.
Jake: That's my favorite thing about you, besides your eyes.

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Kitty: You want to keep me away from your brother? Give me a big old yarn ball of muscles to distract me.
Puck: Aren't you underage?
Kitty: I have a fake I.D.
Puck: Good enough for me.

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[to Puck] I don't like Jake. I'm a mean, hot bitch who likes to get what she wants.

Kitty

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[to Jake] I had every flavor of Cheerio you can imagine. Original. Honey Nut. Did it really mean anything? No.

Puck

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[to Marley] I noticed that whenever you look at Jake, you get a really sad look on your face, and if it's quiet enough, I can actually hear that you're whimpering like a suckling puppy.

Brittany

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Rachel: I like him, and I'm tired of second-guessing something that feels so right.
Kurt: Mmhmm. Well, as long as you're happy and I have a white noise machine, I guess I'm happy too.

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Finn: I feel like we're the Fugees or something just bouncing around from available classroom to available classroom.
Coach Beiste: Wait, you mean like refugees?
Finn: Yeah.

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My first week at NYADA and the most surprising thing about college is it's just like high school. It's all about the cliques. The stage combat majors are the jocks. The classical acting majors are the preps. The ballerinas are the mean girls. And if they're at the top of the social pyramid, then once again I'm at the bottom.

Kurt

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Sam: Do you have any lip balm I can use?
Blaine: What?
Sam: Conspiracy theories make my lips get all chapped. Come on dude, it's not weird. We're like brothers.

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