Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 1 Episode 2: "Showmance" Quotes
My father always said you'd become a man when you bought your first house. I'm not sure what he meant though because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom.
Will
Finn: I want to do glee. I'm really happy when I perform.
Quinn: People think you're gay now, Finn. And you know what that makes me? Your big, gay beard!
That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.
Sue
Girls want sex just as much as guys do!
Rachel
Will: Hold on a second, Sue.
Sue: I resent being told to hold on to anything.
Have you ever liked someone so much you just wanna lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music and cry?
Rachel
Rachel: I tried, but I don't have a gag reflex.
Emma: When you're older, that will turn out to be a gift.
Will: We can't afford this.
Terri: All we need to do is give up Applebeer's and AC for the first few summers.
They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.
Kurt
Quinn: If you quit the club, I'll let you touch my breast.
Finn: Under the shirt?
Quinn: Over the bra.
Sue: Iron tablet? It keeps your strength up when you menstruate.
Will: I don't menstruate.
Sue: Neither do I.
