Glee Season 1 Episode 2: "Showmance" Quotes
My father always said you'd become a man when you bought your first house. I'm not sure what he meant though because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom.Will
Finn: I want to do glee. I'm really happy when I perform.
Quinn: People think you're gay now, Finn. And you know what that makes me? Your big, gay beard!
That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching â€” and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.Sue
Girls want sex just as much as guys do!Rachel
Will: Hold on a second, Sue.
Sue: I resent being told to hold on to anything.
Have you ever liked someone so much you just wanna lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music and cry?Rachel
Rachel: I tried, but I don't have a gag reflex.
Emma: When you're older, that will turn out to be a gift.
Will: We can't afford this.
Terri: All we need to do is give up Applebeer's and AC for the first few summers.
They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.Kurt
Quinn: If you quit the club, I'll let you touch my breast.
Finn: Under the shirt?
Quinn: Over the bra.
Sue: Iron tablet? It keeps your strength up when you menstruate.
Will: I don't menstruate.
Sue: Neither do I.