Will: Who's to say everything I do is 100% on the ball?
Sue: No one would say that.

I can't stand the sight of kids getting emotional, unless it's from physical exhaustion.


Fellow glee clubbers, it would be an honor to show you how a real storm out is done. I encourage you to follow my lead.


Will: I can't do a song with three people.
Sue: Not with that attitude.

Sue: So, you're last name is Puckerman, huh?
Puck: Shalom!

I know some guys cheat on their wives or pregnant girlfriends. Just don't do it with [Rachel].


Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.

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I empower my Cheerios to be champions. Do they go to college? I don't know. I don't care. Should they learn Spanish? Sure, if they wanna become dishwashers and gardeners.


I empower my Cheerios to live in fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror.


You're right, Will. I have been trying to destroy your club with a conviction I can only call "religious."


I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one.


Sue: When you hear your name called, cross over to this side of this black shiny thing.
Will: That's called a piano, Sue.

Glee Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

God, it feels good to finally pop that zit known as Will Schuester.


I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picture little birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and it disgusts me.