Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 2 Episode 11: "The Sue Sylvester Bowl Shuffle" Quotes
The glee club together with the football team, it's like a double rainbow. A zombie double rainbow.
Brittany
Brittany, here's a note for you. Hand-written and in crayon. From the human canon, saying how much it misses you.
Sue: This level of risk and danger makes me feel alive again.
Figgins: But the risk and danger isn't to you.
Sue: That's the best part.
Finn: We used to be best friends.
Puck: Before I got your girlfriend pregnant and made out with your other girlfriend.
I don't wanna die yet. At least not until One Tree Hill get canceled.
Brittany
As offended as I am by their presence here, I won't let anything get in the way of a performance.
Rachel
Will: Do you trust me?
Beiste: You're not gonna try and kiss me again, are you?
I try to make a habit of not touching carnie folk. But, fella, I'll take it.
Karofsy: Getting all hot and bothered about singing a Ke$ha song. It's weird.
Puck: Maybe it won't so weird when I go Tik Tok on your face.
Funny, Karofsy, how you call everyone gay all the time. But you never seem to have a girlfriend.
Finn
Brittany, please remind me how I single-handedly put cheerleading on the map.
