Glee
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Some people just don’t know how to screw things.
Sam
Did somebody die in here?
Sam
Sometimes it’s just easier if you just stay inside.
Sam
That sweater’s legit.
Puck
Glee Club is officially over. Thank you guys. It’s been an honor.
Will
I’d rather do hard with you and easy with anyone else.
Quinn
Well, once you’ve seen a baby come out of girl’s magic garden everything else is easily acceptable.
Puck
We can go to the hockey team! We can do Glee on Ice!
Holly Holiday
I have before me a buttload of angry letters from members of the animal husbandry club, their parents, Dayton local politicians, the National Autism Association as well as One Million Moms. Although in actuality there aren’t a million of them. There’s really only 100,000 but each and every one of them is an uptight bitch.
Sue
A star is a star, it doesn’t matter where in the sky I shine.
Santana
Ok listen. Brittany I love you, but running away with me and living on lesbian island is not what you want to do. You just don’t want to go back to MIT.
Santana
(about the lilies) They’re the lesbian of flowers.
Brittany
