Glee
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[to Marley] I miss you, every minute of every day. I know that I screwed things up really badly and I'm sorry. I know what I lost and I know that I can't be without you. I need you. I don't want to be this jerk anymore and you are the only one that can make me a better person. A good person.
Jake
So, if you're done being a puppet master, do you think you could take your hand out from under my dress?
Tina
Let me hit you with the blunt instrument of reality, Puckerman. You're still you, a douchey playboy who's going to spend the rest of his life dealing with one mess after another as long as he lives. One of these days, you are going to knock someone up, and I feel bad for whoever has to have a child who shares your DNA.
Bree
[to Blaine] You're America's gay sweetheart!
Puppet Becky
[to Blaine] This is contraband and if I catch you with your hand up the butt of anything that isn't human, you're in a world of trouble.
Sue
More than anyone I've ever met, I was born to be in charge.
Sue
Looks like somebody's manstrating.
Kitty
Blaine: We need to win this.
Tina: Feels like North Korea up in here.
Oh, no. No, no, no. Don't you dare. Over my dead body will you inexplicably shoehorn in another Billy Joel song just to punctuate one of your weekly lessons that inevitably veers off into a saccharine barrage of angst and affirmation.
Sue
Sam: I like me just the way I am and I'm not going to change for anyone.
Sue: Well that is just the screw you spirit employers love.
Becky: I don't want to hurt your feelings, Coach.
Sue: Oh, I don't have feelings, Becky.
Blaine: What if I don't get in? You didn't.
Kurt: You will. And if you don't it won't matter. You're a performer. You're going to find the spotlight. And you can't shy away from your greatness just because you're afraid you're not great enough. You have a gift. It wouldn't be right to let you hide that away.
Blaine: Thanks for knowing me. I love you.
