Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 1 Quotes
When I'm singing with him, it's like I'm seeing him for the first time. And what I'm seeing is super, super cute.
Rachel
Will: Ballad. Who knows what this word means?
Brittany: It's a male duck.
I've never noticed this before because he's always trying to destroy my career, but Mr. Schu has really pretty eyes.
Rachel
I never noticed how nice Rachel's butt is.
Finn
I love the days when I don't wear underwear. Full commando!
Puck
Somewhere in that pea brain of yours is a man. Access him and tell him to prove to me that I chose the right guy to have a baby with.
Quinn
Mr. Schue, kids are busier than when you went here. We've got homework, and football, teen pregnancy... lunch.
Finn
If I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout, the judges aren't going to be admiring her impeccable form, they're going to be wondering if the centrifugal force is going to make the baby's head start crowning.
Sue
I love you more than I love being a star.
Kurt
$1,200. That's enough for the short bus and two cases of Natty Light for the ride home.
Puck
I'm all about being a team player. But my family comes first.
Puck
You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going in another direction. That was hard.
Sue
