Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 1 Quotes
You know, for me trophies are like herpes. You can try to get rid of them but they just keep coming. Sue Sylvester has hourly flair ups of burning itchy highly contagious talent.
Sue
I want it to look like Elvis' gold record room at Graceland, except I'll be wanting far few morbidly obese women wandering around.
Sue
They call it a funkification, meaning they show us what they've got and we spiral into a deep cloud of funk.
Artie
While Jackie Daniels is a great name for a power boat or something, it's not great for a baby girl.
Puck
What is your problem? It's just a moist towelette!
Kurt
We live in Ohio, not New York... or some other city where people eat vegetables that aren't fried.
Finn
Boys, I don't wanna hear about chafing just because you're wearing metal underwear. Not my problem.
Shelby
You look terrible. I look awesome.
Brittany
My dads are moving my therapist into our spare room.
Rachel
Quinn: You wanna name our daughter Jack Daniels? It's a girl.
Puck: Okay, fine. Jackie Daniels.
When I was little and I was sad, my dads would bring me a glass of water. It got to a point where I didn't know if I was sad or thirsty.
Rachel
Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.
