I'm gonna make it a habit to not stop and talk to students because this has been a colossal waste of my time.


So you like show tunes. It doesn't mean you're gay. It just means you're awful.


Puck: Girl, you got more curves than a Nissan ad.
Mercedes: Seriously? That's what you came up with?

The glee club has lost its voice. It's time for us to get it back.


Puck: I'm a sex shark. If I stop moving, I die.
Mercedes: Me and you would not work out. You're top 40. I'm rhythm and blues.

I did some research, blacks and Jews have a history of sticking up for each other.


Don't know if it's the missing mohawk or the whining, but I'm not turned on at all right now.


Puck: I feel like that guy who lost all his hair, then lost all his hair.
Santana : Samson?
Puck : Agassi.

Who is that guy?

Brittany [on mohawk-shaven Puck]

get ready black girl from Glee club whose name I can't remember right now. The Puckster is about to make you his.


What's the point in living when I suck so much?


Rachel: I have chosen Miley Cyrus' "The Climb" because it's about overcoming obstacles and beating the odds. In my case, the obstacle is you: my lackluster teammates who refuse to carry their own weight.

Glee Season 1 Quotes

When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist.


You look terrible. I look awesome.