Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 2 Quotes
Sometimes I don't feel like we're The Warblers. I feel like we're Blaine and the Pips.
Kurt
It's not about who you are attracted to ultimately, it's about who you fall in love with.
Holly
I made a mistake with Puck. You should have been my first.
Quinn
The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.
Brittany
I like wooing you, Lauren. Next to dropping my afternoon deuce, it's my second favorite part of my day.
Puck
Once on a dare, I swallowed a thumbtack. And I'm about 90% sure it's still there.
Puck
My lips are sealed. Just like your legs... see, a real doctor would never have said that.
Holly
We watch the Housewives shows, which are racy. So, so racy.
Emma
Don't throw yourself around like you don't matter. Because you matter, Kurt.
Burt
A nooner is when you sneak out for desert in the middle of the day... right?
Emma
Not one member of this club has had an unwanted pregnancy in a year.
Emma
I made out with a mannequin. I even had a sex dream about a shrub that was in the shape of a person.
Santana
