Glee
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My sex tape with JD Saligner was a disaster.
Holly
Santana: Breakfast makes you confused.
Brittany: Sometimes it's sweet, sometime it's salty. What if I have eggs for dinner? What is that?
Brittany: I really like when we make out and stuff.
Santana: Which isn't cheating because?
Brittany: The plumbing's different.
Those weren't weird faces. Those were my sexy faces.
Kurt
Lauren: Puckerman, it's your lucky day.
Puck: You're finally gonna let me motorboat those twins?
Picking up some coffee. I like my enemas piping hot.
Sue
I get my information from Woody Woodpecker cartoons.
Brittany
Sex. It's just like hugging. Only wetter.
Holly
Will: Right now, I'm the president of the Celibacy Club.
Holly: That's a waste of some fine man butt.
Will: I'm not following.
Holly: It's Jazzercise, Will. It really isn't that hard.
I'm off to have CRAZY sex. Because I'm CRAZY informed about it. Kidding.
Holly
Holly [on abstinence] It's like saying vegetarianism is an option for lions.
