Tina: You ignored me for weeks this summer.
Artie:I was playing a marathon game of Halo, woman.

They fell in love over the summer, at Asian camp.

Artie

We need chorus glee club members, people to stand behind me with wet eyes while I sing solos.

Rachel

Female football coach, like a male nurse? Sin against nature.

Sue

Coach Beiste: You're all coffee and no omelet.
Sue: That doesn't make any sense.

You make not trying to destroy glee club easy because you're doing such a bang-up job yourself.

Sue

Kurt: Here's a comment to anyone that posts a message to your blog: say what you wanna say to my face!

My eyes are up here, Jew fro.

Santana

Finn: Rachel is what you'd call a controlist.
Rachel: I'm controlling. Controlist isn't a word.

Even if your team has dropped their sequin-covered panties and urinated all over the stage like an elderly Carol Channing, they literally could not have done worse.

Sue

One girl ate a pigeon. That's how badly they wanna be Cheerios.

Sue

Glee Season 2 Quotes

Even if your team has dropped their sequin-covered panties and urinated all over the stage like an elderly Carol Channing, they literally could not have done worse.

Sue

One girl ate a pigeon. That's how badly they wanna be Cheerios.

Sue