You're going to get on that train, and you're going to go to New York, and you're going to be a star. Without me.


C-! That's a Puckerman A+! I'm graduating!


You're nothing like me. You're better. Sure I'm as smart as you are and every bit as pretty, but somehow you're slightly less evil, and I admire that. I admire you Quinn Fabray.


Puck: Funny thing about a kiss. If it comes at the right time from the right girl, it can be like magic. It can bring you back to life, like CPR with tongues. It can change you, even if it's just back into what you always were: An all-original, Grade A bad ass.

If you ever need me, you know where to find me...right here in Lima...repeating my senior year forever.


It's no use. My brain is like a Roach Motel. When the info checks in it never checks out.


I'd call my high school career a total success. I mean not in terms of grades and stuff but I won a state title in football and a national championship in glee club and it turns out I never actually accidentally got anyone pregnant.


In this room, it doesn't matter if you're gay or straight. What matters is that we're friends.


You know how hard long distance relationships can be. We both saw The Notebook.


Our work here is done. There's only one thing left to do. Say goodbye.


Mr. Shue, when I met you I was just an annoying Jewish girl with two gay dads and a very big dream. Today, I still have two dads, and I'm still Jewish, and I'm probably just as annoying.


There's a lot of teachers at this school who teacher their students important things like how to drive and fractions, but you teacher your students how to dream.


Glee Season 3 Quotes

Senior year is all about being the Cheerios top ho and modeling my fierceness after my numero uno Latina, Paul Abdul.


My mom still hasn't decided if I'm going to Harvard or Stanford.